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do the cum nodd:
get that laid-back feelin'
feels like your heart stopped beatin'

when you feel like giving up
you squint & you're limp
it's a sad and jaded fuck
you just need a little push
muscle up
light speed round until it comes up

my jive is wrong when i'm standin' up
i feel there is no hope
no matter how hard the suck
i take it in my hand and squeeze
look at that cutie on her knees
then go rough til we got some fluff


from Ruthless​/​Toothless EP, released May 12, 2014



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Fucked Teeth began their campaign of poorly orchestrated, dental malpractice technically as early as 2007. Fucked Teeth's Philly lineup consisted of Matt, Rosie, Matt and Byron. Matt 1 and Rosie are planning to continue playing shows based out of Georgia/Florida in the future. If you want them to play your house or fuck your face anywhere they will get there and make it happen! ... more

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